Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

Brendan Eich Redesigns JavaScript to Look Like jQuery

Friday, April 1st, 2011


“Obviously, due to the success of jQuery and the lack of base-knowledge of JavaScript”, Brendan explained at a recent gathering, “JavaScript is a huge failure. I’ve redesigned it to look like jQuery, and will implement it, retroactively, into the web.” (more…)

You Need Some HTML5

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

Preview image from tonight’s presentation.

You need some HTML5... right here.

Mac NOT Inspired by Picasso Painting

Friday, January 14th, 2011

The Internet is buzzing over the discovery made by Italian blogger Cattani Simone who discovered a resemblance between Picasso’s 1934 painting “Two Characters” and the famous Mac system icon designed by Susan Kare.

Personally… I don’t see it.

MYTH BUSTED!!

Dev vs Dev! JavaScript is a Toy

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

This is the second video in the Dev vs Dev series, using the XtraNormal movie maker. What does it sound like when a front end developer suggests to a back end developer that a project should use JavaScript? It might sound something like the following.
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Dev vs Dev! Java has a Library That Will do That

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

What does a conversation between a new front end developer and a back end developer sound like? Using XtraNormal, I’ve created a video based on past experience. While this focuses on a Java developer, it is a compilation from ASP and PHP guys as well. If you’re a back end developer you should still see the humor in this. And if you don’t — then you resemble that remark!

If you’ve never seen an XtraNormal video, they don’t move a lot (my wife asked if they were going to fight). They are animated characters having a conversation. I think the humor comes out of the lack of emotion due to the computer generated voices.
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10 Ways to Communicate Badly with Developers

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Are you a boss, owner, client, or colleague who really wants to waste a major portion of my development work day, break down the team concept, bring productivity to a complete halt, or just piss me off — but you’re having difficulties finding exactly how to go about it? To assist you in being more inefficient, here are the top ten ways in which you can communicate badly. (more…)